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Frequently heard "7" Commentary, Phrases and Notable Stories |
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Assembled with input from the 7-mailing list This page represents yet another but rather important aspect of the 7. It is an unusual vehicle, aside from it being very fast and visceral. It provokes smiles in kids and invites conversation without introduction. Breaking with convention, which everyone likes, but few dare to do. In my opinion it represents the classic engineer's view of what pure motoring is, while carrying a bit of attitude along with it. |
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Remark or Question: |
Response: |
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1 |
Is that a Kitcar? |
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No, it came as an 'Unassembled Car' |
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2 |
Is that an MG? |
not
really... |
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3 |
Is that street legal |
Barely,
that's why it's so much fun - or ..wow, that's a nice sweater, where did you buy it? |
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4 |
...it's Frankenstein |
my
nickname for the car is Franken7, so yes it is. (Mazda E.) |
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5 |
Is it VW based? |
..ughh
( really
now..) ughh.. forehead swells.... |
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6 |
Where is that made? |
it's British,
but it does not leak |
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7 |
Can two people fit in there? |
just you and
me - or - just me.. depending |
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8 |
Wow, that's really cool |
actually
it's quite toasty.. |
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9 |
... I remember these, 7 America, light and fast |
--
reserved for 50+ crowd. |
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10 |
Kay-turram? Kah-tur-ham? | 'Kay-trum' |
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11 |
What motor does it have? | It runs off a Ford electric starter motor (..Hybrid?) | |||
12 |
..after catching up at traffic light: small block V8 ? (expecting four more headers on the other side) |
"
it's a 4" - no way, really? or "Half of one" or "Yes, it is! " |
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13 |
Is that a 12 cylinder under there? |
yup,
but I'm just running 4 right now. |
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14 |
How fast does it go? | fastest
thing in the neighborhood |
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15 |
Is it some kind of dune buggy? | it's
actually a chopped Ferrari |
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16 |
What's Cater-rum? | Small
village just south of London, near the M25 |
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17 |
What's a Lotus? | Automotive
Engineering |
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18 |
It's so small.... | -- unclear
how to respond politely -- |
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19 |
..sir, may I
see your license please? And would you mind, me taking some pics? |
grmph
..*&^$ !! "...sure" Only if I just get a warning .... "maybe" |
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20 |
older
women comment: "It's so cute"...
(the car ..) |
..uhh,
thank you ... smile..
(...cute, jeeezzz???) |
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21 |
Is that a Morgan? | No it woodn't be | |||
22 |
What year is that | "
it's a '99" leaves their head amiss |
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23 |
What does it use for a chassis? | Metal... No, what car chassis? ......Lotus.....oh? | |||
24 |
Too bad it doesn't have a V8 | -- I know of someone who's solved
that
issue -- |
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25 |
Nice hot rod! | -- smile -- |
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26 |
Is that stainless steel? | sorta...
it's actually thin wall Titanium (-- yeah :-)) |
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27 |
Did you build that yourself? | No, I only take it apart myself, my friends put it back together each time. | |||
28 | Is
this car a Pipercross? |
--
prompted by hood protrusions -- |
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29 | Do
you work for Car and Driver? |
I
wish... |
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30 |
Did
you base that of a Prowler? |
No,
the Prowler was actually inspired by the 7 |
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31 |
Is
that a Bradley GT without the top? |
-- ouch -- |
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32 |
How
many tickets have you got so far? |
personally
a couple dozen, but I'm not proud of it. |
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33 |
What
kind of stereo does it have? |
whHooOAAATttt
!!! |
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34 |
"Man,
you is pimped out" |
--
Just cool -- |
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35 |
That's
BAD! or That's &%#-ing SICK dude! or Now that's some bad ass sh*t right there. |
--
this is all complimentary --
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36 |
I bet it's lighter than a Civic, and faster too |
-- well, yes,
uhh, now what was I saying again ? -- |
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37 |
Oh, you're driving Pepper | -- from people
who've just been passed by either Bart Lami or Graeme Gee |
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38 |
Wow, it's like a go-kart on steroids! |
-- between
acceptance and being impressed -- |
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39 |
"The top and side curtains were in place, I helped her to get into the Seven, then I got in, the only honorable thing left to do was to marry her." |
-- regarding
the inevitable intimacy,
resultant from using the weather gear -- |