...you are the only one driving to work while practicing palming a quarter.
...you try to teach your cat to jump through burning hoops like Sigfried and Roy's tigers.
...your best pick up line begins with "Pick a card".
...you pull five bucks out of your waitresses ear to leave a tip.
...you just bought more toys at the dollar store than your kids, because of a trick you plan on making.
...you always walk around with three different decks of cards in your pockets because each one is set up for a different trick.
...you pull the four aces out of the deck ... only to lose them back into the deck ... just so you can find them again!
...you accidentally do a double while playing "Go Fish!".
...every coin that you receive gets "accidentally" palmed.
...you have 101 retorts for the question "How did you do that?"
...you're willing to pay $15 to learn how to make $1 disappear.
...your twin boys are named Sigfried and Roy.
...you go to the S&M store for handcuffs~ but not for the reason they think.
...you are back-ordered for rabbits and mice at the pet store.
...you have more than three decks of cards on you at any given time.
...you introduce your wife as "My assistant."
...someone ask for your card you give them the Ace of Diamonds.
...you see a bag and wonder how long it would take to escape from it.
...you try to teach your cat to jump through burning hoops like Sigfried and Roy's tigers.
...you watch the space shuttle lift off and start thinking of ways to make it disappear.
...you have never been to the loony bin, yet you own a straight jacket.
...no one will play cards with you.
...you have at least eleven fingers.
...you paid $25.00 for a quarter.
...you are playing cards with the guys and when someone asks you to shuffle the deck, you get a blank look on your face and ask "You mean a real shuffle?!"
...asked to shuffle the cards, you have to stop and think how to do a real shuffle.
...people refuse to sit near you because you insist on practicing your passes, palms, doubles and counts even though you don't have a deck in your hands.
...you back-palm your movie ticket and produce it out of thin air.
...you can't stand to play card games because of that tempting deck of cards.
...after viewing magic on TV, everyone in the room looks at you asks, "How'd they do that"? And, all you do is smile and say, "It's really easy if you think about it, but magicians can't tell. "And you're really thinking "How da hell did they do that"?
...you make more "passes" with decks of cards than you do with the ladies.
...you can lose you thumb tip and you visit the magic shop instead of the emergency ward.
...you pay $60.00 for a book and get, possibly, one or two useful things out of it and you're happy.
...you are the only guy dragged into the women's clothing store and not bored to tears because you plant yourself in front of a mirror and check the angles on your coin moves.
...you carry more "office supplies" on you than at your desk. (For the Mentalist).
...you actually have a "use" for rubber cement
...you've actually read all of these lines