When I first got on stage I was pretending to be nervous.

I wet my pants from the nerves.

Finding my first victim, I mean volunteer...

Getting the cards ready.

Most magicians perform the rabbit out of the hat routine, well my rabbit ate my hat, sooo...

...I pulled the hat out of the rabbit.

The lovely Katie, whom I had given a napkin to prior to the show.

Then, I proceeded to pull a silk out of the napkin that she had the whole time.

The lovely Kim, whom was the victim of the comedy bra effect.

Preparation...

Getting ready to pull the silks out to show they are now "unknotted".