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Breaking news by Doug Powers
Next president to be chosen by Zogby poll
Decline in German alcohol consumption marks continued good news for Poland
Brett Favre to finally correct spelling of his last name
Asteroid plummets toward Britney Spears concert - NASA launches rocket in desperate attempt to speed it up
John and Teresa Heinz Kerry accused of selling ketchup to Iran, N. Korea
George Will to publish book of children's stories
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A Confused parent answers confusing questions for his confused kids about a confusing world
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Other stuff:
Fictional humor of the week, by Doug Powers. This week's story, "Ezekiel Yoder wins the Lotto". What happens when an Amish kid plays America's favorite gambling pastime? Click here to find out.
My vacation in Afghanistan, a photo journal (believe it or not, some people have thought this was for real, so I'm forced to offer this embarrassing disclaimer: This ain't real, and I hate to be the one to break the news, but neither is Santa, and "Vulcan" isn't a real planet, either. Sorry.)
Visit "PETAB", the People for the Ethical Treatment of Alec Baldwin
Oh the horror! What if Phil Donahue were Secretary of Defense?
Dennis Miller tunes out conservatism, tunes in Marxism!
The top secret "Subversive Celebrity Dossier"
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