Susan Sarandon

Born in 1946 as one of the many products of the post V-J day schtup-fest, the outspoken actress, war protester, and social activist has a resume that is a testament to redundancy.

Quote: "Let us hate war in all its forms, whether the weapon used is a missile or an airplane."

Anti-quote: Hollywood hates war so much that they've profited billions of dollars depicting it.

Pluses: Smart enough to marry another liberal activist so as to help diffuse the crazy. Bull Durham was a pretty good movie. She's afraid for the Iraqi children.

Minuses: Not afraid for our children. Spotted with armpits that made it look like she had Rodney Allen Rippy in a headlock.

Rating: Potentially subversive. Inability to effectively convey a cohesive left-wing message ensures that, even though the message may be delivered, it's rarely received. "S" = Medium

Fun fact: Brain powered only by the electricity generated by a pygmy hamster running on an exercise wheel.

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