Mike Farrell

 

Best known as "B.J." in the 70's and early 80's hit comedy M*A*S*H, and now is chairman of the Artists United to Win Without War movement. Members of that group signed and sent a petition to the president which now adorns a wall on the inside of a Rose Garden dumpster. He is also an outspoken advocate of homosexual rights, anti-spousal abuse causes, and vehemently opposes the death penalty. Needless to say, Farrell receives most of his support from death row gays who get beat up by their lovers.

Quote: "We are all habosha," (referring to the word used to describe people downwind of the atomic bombs in Hiroshima) "All of us were affected by the events of Sept. 11."

Anti-Quote: That's why I try to keep clear of morons pointing out the obvious. Always stay upwind of the Hollywood habosha, or risk severe neurological damage.

Pluses: Served in the military...I think maybe even on our side.

Minuses: Spent way too much time around Alan Alda. Excluding Hollywood Madames, is the only person to have "B.J." listed under "previous jobs" on his resume.

"S" rating = Medium-high.

Fun Fact: Foot nearly amputated as a child after jumping in front of neighbors lawnmower screaming "Who speaks for the grass?"

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