Alec Baldwin

(inspiration behind the founding of "People for the Ethical Treatment of Alec Baldwin")

 

Baldwin (a.k.a. "The Pompadour of Pomposity") is the "moron who cried wolf" of the Hollywood bunch, so much so that nothing that comes out of his well-coiffed head is to be believed. Alec has been ticketed several times for driving down the wrong side of the intellectual highway.

Quote: "If Bush is elected, I'll leave the country."

Anti-Quote: Okay...maybe he was talking about Kate Bush.

Pluses: Nice hair. A while back, he annoyed 300 attendees for a couple of hours at an East Hampton town council meeting. Spoiled Hamptonians, who can waste a few hours on a weekday arguing about where to put a country club parking lot, deserve all of the headaches he can deal them.

Minuses: Idiocy is to Baldwin what the horn was to Harpo Marx. It's his schtick, so he'll not likely throw it away anytime soon.

Rating: Some people do agree with him, but only in-between methadone treatments. "S" = Medium.

Fun fact: Reynolds Guyer invented the Nerf ball after seeing Baldwin's cat scan photos.