George Clooney

George's aunt, Rosemary Clooney, once said that she thought he would grow up to be a comedian. It's too bad that George had to wait until Aunt Rosemary was gone to see her prediction come to fruition. Potential war brings out emotions in all of us, except apparently a Hollywood pretty-boy, who could muster nothing better than a remark aimed at a victim of Alzheimers disease.

Quote: "Charlton Heston announced today that he is suffering from Alzheimers." (again)

Anti-quote: The dingleberries on the butt of California that comprise the leftist Hollywood bunch who preach to us to remember kindness and peace, seem to be the ones who are doing all the forgetting. Not Charlton Heston.

Pluses: Aunt Rosemary had class, which, as Heston's spokesman said, "Apparently can skip a generation." Good baseball player. Once tried out, fittingly, for the Cincinatti 'Reds'. That would have given Joe McCarthy spastic colon for a month.

Minuses: Too good looking. Men are threatened by him and women only want him to plunge his face into their chest and make motorboat noises. On a political level, nobody will take him seriously.

Rating: Busy working on the sequel to "Oceans 11", called "I.Q.'s 11", so he'll be too busy to say anything dumb for a while. "S" = low.

Fun fact: Clooney trained for riding the giant waves in "A Perfect Storm" by sitting in a fishing boat near a Hyannisport dock and waiting for Ted Kennedy to fall in the water.

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