Clips of Alec vs. others on P*E*T*A*B's hit show "Idiotic Point/Counterpoint"

On a possible new Yankee Stadium: "Build it at ground zero."

"What a dumbass. Hey, you gonna finish that hot dog?"

"If Bush is elected, I'll leave the country."

"Dang, he's still here? I guess he was talkin' 'bout Kate Bush."

"If Bush is elected, I'll leave Alec."

"Oh, very funny. That was just a joke, right? Right? Honey...?"

On terrorism and its relation to the presidential election - "I know it's a harsh thing to say, perhaps, but I believe that what happened in 2000 (elections) did as much damage to the pillars of democracy as terrorists did to the pillars of commerce in New York City."



"I'd talk to myself, but I hate those stupid answers I give."

--Clem Kadiddlehopper

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On Henry Hyde and the House Managers - "I am thinking to myself in other countries they are laughing at us twenty four hours a day and I'm thinking to myself if we were in other countries, we would all right now, all of us together, all of us together would go down to Washington and we would stone Henry Hyde to death. We would stone him to death! Wait! Shut up! Shut up! No shut up! I'm not finished. We would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and we'd kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families."



"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent."

- Isaac Asimov

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On good looks and acting - "I don't get acting jobs because of my looks."



"What a coincidence...me neither!" - Betthany Winthrop, actress/cashier at Arby's

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"I'd rather die in a New York bombing than live some kind of shallow life somewhere else."



"Hey, I don't pick on you, do I?"

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"I am a hope-to-die, carry-me-out-in-a-box Democrat."



"Remind me to give you my card, sir."

-D.B. Clammy, Director of "Died in the Wool", the funeral home for dyed in the wool activists.

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