Jennifer was born and raised in Scotland and I wish I had been. I spent many
fine years there and in that time I made many long lasting friends. I miss:
walks in the hills, the people, dancing at a ceilidh, socialising at the pubs,
and going to the Chip shop to get a haggis supper or a black pudding supper,
among many other things. We still have contact with our friends and family
there but, we don't see them often enough. When the opportunity arrives we
hope to move back to the country we love so dearly. Anyone knowing of a job
there...contact me quick!
The music you should be hearing is a great old Scots tune called, "The
Mason's Apron".
The photo at the right was Jennifer and I returning from the Highland Festival
in Alma, Michigan in 1996.
Scottish Music
My Photos of Scotland
Click on a thumbnail for the larger photo
Anybody got any jokes? Send them in!!!
Do you know why pipers like to walk up and down while playing?
a) ... to get away from the noise
b) ... moving targets are harder to hit.
...sent to me by Rainer in Vienna, Austria
Following the "American Heritage " parade in Columbia Maryland, there
was a reception for all the participants. This young
Yuppette went up to one of the men who had marched in full Scottish regalia
and said, "Excuse my bluntness, but I've just got to know, is anything
worn under your kilt?"
"Nay, lassie," he replied with a wide grin, "It's as good as
it ever was."
...sent to me by my friend "Mack " in Texas
Did anybody hear how copper wire came to be invented in Scotland?
Two Aberdonians fighting over a penny!...(that's stretching it a bit!)
...given to me by my friend Scott McKenzie from the Clan McKenzie Newsletter
THE STORY OF SCOTLAND-
In the beginning when God was creating the world, he was sitting
on a cloud, telling his pal the Arch angel Gabriel what he planned
for Scotland. "Gabby" says he, "I'm going to give this place
high
majestic mountains, purple glens, soaring eagles, streams laden with
salmon, golden fields of barley from which a whiskey coloured nectar
can be made, green, lush, spectacular golf courses, coal in the ground,
oil under the sea,...gas". "Hold up! Hold up!" interjected the
bold
Gabriel, "Are you not being too generous to these Scots?"
Back come the Almighty's reply, "Not really, wait until you see the
bloody neighbours I'm giving them!!!"
...sent to me by my best friend "Duncan" in Scotland
Here are some great Scottish Links
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"D.C. Thompson: Publishers "
Take time to read Dundee's newpaper 'The Courier'!
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