Reagan funeral ends two decade lapse of Clintons sleeping together
By Marni Malarkey
(Original parody story at BrokenNewz.com, used with permission)
Senator Hillary Clinton of New York said she was "grateful" for her chance to participate in the state funeral of former President Ronald Reagan as "it represented the first time since the conception of Chelsea that Bill and I have slept together."
The televised funeral gave the Democratic senator a chance to re-establish closeness, if not intimacy, with her husband, former President Bill Clinton, she told reporters at her Washington office this morning. "It was great, nostalgic, a trip down memory lane" she continued. "Sleeping with Bill was always a lot of fun, as I recall. And hopefully, we'll have a similar opportunity in the future, either on the solemn occasion of someone else's death or at an inaugural ball."
Bill and Hillary Clinton managed to get some much-needed shut eye at the National Cathedral, sleep they both needed in advance of a gruelling book tour and a tough campaign season. "Oh, and Reagan was a lovely man," Senator Clinton added.
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